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1 - You can’t be serious – carbon dense forests.
"Ken Kookaburra here, with the latest from our wood chipping and pro-logging ‘friends’ (SLIGHT CHUCKLE)... who reckon logging 500 year old trees is great for jobs, even though nine out of ten trees logged go to woodchips (MORE LAUGHTER)... <br />
It’s mainly exported overseas ( MORE LAUGHTER) Good for our economy...... HA.....<br />
That’ll never fly. (UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER... suddenly stops)"
2 - You can’t be serious – Eden woodchip mill.
"Ken Kookaburra here, reporting from the Eden Woodchip Mill. (SLIGHT CHUCKLE)...
You know the one that wood chips a million tonnes of native forest every year and then claims it's the best way to deliver electricity (MORE LAUGHTER)
They even call this process renewable!! (HEAVIER LAUGHING)......
And the funniest part is, this mill is located in an ideal site for wind power... (HEAVIEST LAUGHING)....... Talk about being full of hot air..."
3 - You can’t be serious – logging is good for climate change.
"Ken Kookaburra here with the latest from our wood chipping and pro-logging friends.
Today we present (CHUCKLE) the proposition that logging native forests really doesn't matter because they regrow (CHUCKLE)........
Gee, lucky us..... I can't wait.
And don't even get me started on global warming.......
What are they trying to do.... Cook- a- burra??"